“Today I had a pinkish-red booger that looked like a diamond. I showed a lot of people.” –2nd grader
“Mom said my breath smells like donkey butt.” –1st grader
“I tooted. Can you smell that?” –2nd grader
“Do you need a tissue?” I asked. “No,” she replied, and wiped her runny nose on her sleeve. –3rd grader
“I can’t smell anything. You know why? ‘Cause I have such a snotty nose.” –1st grader
“Guess what! I got my first wiggly top tooth!” Fingers go in mouth. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Then directly to the piano keyboard. I love my job.