Feb 24, 2020

“Today I had a pinkish-red booger that looked like a diamond. I showed a lot of people.” –2nd grader

Aug 27, 2019

“Mom said my breath smells like donkey butt.” –1st grader

Aug 2, 2018

“I tooted. Can you smell that?” –2nd grader

Apr 23, 2018

“Do you need a tissue?” I asked. “No,” she replied, and wiped her runny nose on her sleeve. –3rd grader

Apr 13, 2018

“I can’t smell anything. You know why? ‘Cause I have such a snotty nose.” –1st grader

Oct 9, 2017

“Guess what! I got my first wiggly top tooth!” Fingers go in mouth. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Then directly to the piano keyboard. I love my job.