“That looks like the color of vomit.” –1st grader, rejecting the colored pencil I offered
Aug 31, 2017
“Now I understand why they call it cutting the cheese.” –flatulent 6th grader
Sep 16, 2016
“It had been in there a long time,” said the 9-year-old returning from a bathroom break, describing his stool in vivid detail. “I don’t need to hear about that.”
