“Mr. Light, what’s your first name?” “You know my first name!” “Mister?” –2nd grader

“Mr. Light, will you be dyeing eggs this week?” –4th grader

“Have you ever asked Alexa if she farted?” –4th grader

“Tchaikovsky? Did he invent the cha-cha?” –6th grader

“Why is your piano dusty?” –Kindergartner

“How much dollars do you have?” –Kindergartner