“To save us all from Santa’s pow’r when we were gone astray.” –1st grader, misreading lyrics.
“That sounds like a baby wrote it.” –3rd grader, after completing a sight-reading exercise.
“I know a naughty version of Yankee Doodle, but I’m not allowed to say it.” –3rd grader
“What does the p mean?” I asked the second grader after he’d played his quiet piece very loudly. “Penis.”
“I need a nap!” –3rd grader
“Wanna know what I call hand sanitizer? Paper cut locator.” –9th grader