Jan 22, 2019

“I think the guy who wrote this piece was the town drunk.” –8th grader

Dec 13, 2018

“Counting is annoying.” –7th grader

Dec 8, 2018

“Mr. Light, Do you have an elf on the shelf?” “No, should I buy one?” “You can’t buy one. They just appear!” –3rd grader

Nov 10, 2018

“Mr. Light, if you lived in Scotland, you’d have to wear a skirt every day.” –2nd grader

Nov 7, 2018

“Which piece would you like to play for recital?” I asked. “Two Ladies Gasping,” she replied. –8th grader

Nov 6, 2018

“I saw my Spanish teacher hugging the nurse today. They’re both single.” –3rd grader