“Fructose!” (uttered as an expletive) –6th grader

“Line?” said the theater kid, struggling to play from memory.

“I’m pretty sure this piece must have been written by aliens.” –11th grader

“Feet flat, back straight, fingers curved,” said the first grader before starting to play. I busted up laughing. They don’t usually parrot it back to me.

“Harry Had a Little Ham?” –1st grader

“If you’d come to my house to teach me, I could squeeze out another 15 minutes on the Xbox.” –6th grader