“Mom’s been gone this week, so Dad just let us eat candy.” –3rd grader
Aug 19, 2019
“My mom won’t let me get a toad, so I guess I’ll get a parakeet.” –3rd grader
Apr 22, 2019
“My dad sounds like an elephant when he blows his nose.” –2nd grader
Nov 1, 2018
“I counted all my Halloween candy and wrote down how many pieces of each kind I have. That way I’ll know how many pieces my parents steal.” –3rd grader
Jul 2, 2018
“My dad burped for 10 seconds at dinner. I timed it.” –3rd grader
May 1, 2018
“Yesterday, my dad was like, ‘Wrong note! Wrong note!’ So I was glad he was at work today.” –3rd grader
