Nov 8, 2019

“Mom’s been gone this week, so Dad just let us eat candy.” –3rd grader

Aug 19, 2019

“My mom won’t let me get a toad, so I guess I’ll get a parakeet.” –3rd grader

Apr 22, 2019

“My dad sounds like an elephant when he blows his nose.” –2nd grader

Nov 1, 2018

“I counted all my Halloween candy and wrote down how many pieces of each kind I have. That way I’ll know how many pieces my parents steal.” –3rd grader

Jul 2, 2018

“My dad burped for 10 seconds at dinner. I timed it.” –3rd grader

May 1, 2018

“Yesterday, my dad was like, ‘Wrong note! Wrong note!’ So I was glad he was at work today.” –3rd grader