“My grandma gave me a Coke that expired in 2017. –4th grader

“I saw ‘naked’ in the dictionary today.” –3rd grader

“May the fourth be with you.” –3rd grader, just before playing a piece that began with the interval of a fourth.

“I left my piano books in the car all week, and mom said I could wear mascara to the father-daughter dance tonight.” –3rd grader

“Today was opposite day.””How did you participate?””I combed my hair.” –9th grader

“I think I’m growing in my hip.” –3rd grader