“I’m pretty sure this piece must have been written by aliens.” –11th grader

“I’m gonna start posting #ThingsMyPianoTeacherSays.” –6th grader

“You’ll play better if you sit with good posture,” I said. “Good posture will also be important if I want to have a high-society position,” he replied. “But I don’t plan to be in high society. I plan to stay home all...

“Well, aren’t you a ray of sunshine.” –10th grader

“I would never disappoint the great and mighty Mr. Light.” –6th grader

“You woke the baby Jesus,” I responded after a boisterous rendition of Silent Night. “I think if I were being worshipped, I’d at least stay awake for it.” –5th grader